topless tuesday

Indeed. Its the law I'm afraid ladies. Moses says so.

Anyways, todays blog is some background info for you all regards the 'Booze Crew'. BTW on a side note, I'm feeling I need a better name for us than Booze Crew. It just doesn't slide off the tongue well. I've just come up with Beer Bandits. Thats a bit better. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE.

The contenders:

Tony. My cousin. He's wearing an afro for fucks sake.

Dan. One of my oldest friends. As in, known him a while. He's not like...65 years old. This is the best pic I have of him.

Jenks. He's a fucking pilot. Show some respect.

Me. I own this mother fucker.

So, the booze crew officially started I'd say back in November 2005 when 4 close friends decided our home town wasn't the centre of the fucking universe.

The plan was to visit and appreciate awesome uk towns and cities, then get shit faced in them and stop the night. Between the four of us we have so far conquered Birmingham (3 times no less), York, Sheffield, Leeds, Newquay and Liverpool.

This weekend see's the turn of Edinburgh. Its going to be our biggest effort yet - including a quick speed binge in Liverpool on the way up.

Its a round trip of approximately 700 miles for myself and Tony. Dan is currently in Liverpool, making sure we have something to drink on Friday night, and pre ordering the dirtiest curry possible.

Jenks is at his RAF base 3 hours north of edinburgh, knocking one out in anticipation of sharing a bed with one of us fine gents. JUSTICE!

Accomodation is booked. Thanks to said pilot, he's managed to find us a sweet digs in the form of a couple of apartments. Apartments ARE THE WAY FORWARD.

Reason being, the first few times we did this, we got regular hotel rooms. These are fine if you are on a speed binge, but when you have a bit of time to spare, getting an apartment means you can all stay together, and enjoy the whole weekend as a group rather than splitting off to your own rooms. You can chill out in the living room and watch tv, have a few beers. Maybe even throw something at Jenks when he bursts in completely fucking naked as usual.

I seriously CANNOT fucking wait. Friday afternoon will see myself and Tony cruise to Dans place, then onwards to the burgh early saturday morning. Not looking forward to the drive back sunday, but Dan has been kind enough to take some driving hours off me.

I haven't received any more letters yet, so NO readers letters section today. Unless I get anything later.

Also, can you start leaving some fucking comments? Its not hard is it? I know people are reading it cos my view counter is going up. You bunch of bellends.