After a rather chuckle worthy phone call earlier to a particular female relative, where I blatantly made my wanting to end the call a little to blatently, it got me thinking about other good ways to end a telephone call, with or without upsetting the other phone user, and also trying to see if I can make this sentence any harder to read, as I'm just using comma's, instead of full stops. Ah there it is.
After thinking about it for some time - I came to find that there isn't really many great ways.
Well, there might be, but I just can't think of many.
SO
Instead, I* decided to come up with some different ways to end emails. Other than the typical 'Regards,' etc.
*When I say I, I mean I'm copying what I've found elsewhere.
Regards,
Chris
Thanks,
Chris
Eat a bushel of penis,
Chris
Love and sphincters,
Chris
Remind me to gargle,
Chris
Fondling,
Chris
BOOOYYAAAA!
Everything above is a lie,
Chris
Conversation Terminated.
Stay Black,
Chris
The man, the myth, the legend.
Chris
Disregard that, I suck cocks,
Chris
In conclusion, girls are "icky".
Chris
May you bathe in the blood of your enemies,
Chris
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, but several electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Look behind you,
Chris
Love and other indoor sports,
Chris
Relentlessly,
Chris
There are some examples. Another great way to end an email, is to just end it mid sentance. Its really great because it makes you seem mysterious and people will always
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ReplyDeletei have read your blogs for november. and i have to realise that all are about me. even this one. no, i am not the female relative. before anyone in blogland asks. gays. sure.
you owe me for everything great in your life. fact.
btw i hate you