Its been a while..

.. since I last... came..... on..... to post.  Soooooo

Well, as promised I have done my upmost to make sure that I dont get into the routine of forgetting to post.  Which as you can see went really well.

In truth its a recent comment that spurred me on to continue writing as its nice to know someone out there is reading my dross.

I'm not gonna mention anything about the World Cup for various reasons (mainly the whole team being a bunch of useless F*cki*g $%£& *^&"! tos&^$unts)

So, the last time I posted was in February? Feckin Aider. Well, I have full on started work now, which has kept me the most busy. I pretty much work 6 day weeks.

I'm not seeing my buds as much as Id like as Jenks is away fighting rag tops in the desert. Tony is about to put the finishing touches on his decking in the back garden. That wasn't an innuendo promise. I dunno if I told you but Dan, the spaz broke his leg trying to play Rugby. Anyway, hes ok again now after being on the sick about 3 months!

Anyways, on to more pressing matters. During this inactive absense, I have received a few messages from the readers. Some had me in tears (the one about the KFC offers expiring) and some had my blood bubbling (also the KFC letter).

Here are my*** favourite ones for you all to see, and please, keep them coming :)

Hey Chris

Write a new fucking blog already you lazy slut.

                  - Mel, Melton Mobray
Chris


Please can you settle an ongoing debate between me and the Mrs. She thinks your blog is amazing, and I think its shit. Who's right?


                  - Ben, Oakham

Staying Drunk,

Coping with the death of my husband has been difficult for me. It would really help if you stop publishing blogs with the word 'John' in them.

                  - Sarah Weston, Notts

Chrissss!!!

Hows it going man? Idea: Could you start up a classifieds section for people selling weed and a little coke, but, you know, don't call it anything shady. (But don't make it too abstract either, else I won't know you're doing it) Thanks a lot.

              - Jay, Lesta

Dude -

Just play along, my Mrs thinks I'm doing my accounts! lolllll

                   - Phillip, Melton

Dear Staying Drunk,

Is there anyway to get a message to the person who writes the blog? Thanks

             - Linda Demps, Bolton

Hey Chris

Tenerife is beautiful this time of year.

               - Tom, Tenerife

Chris,

Its Pete who owns PETES PIZZAS on CHURCH STREET. Advertising on blogspot is really expensive so I can't let anyone know that PETES PIZZAS, which is OPEN LATE, is offering FREE GARLIC BREAD WITH ANY LARGE 2 TOPPING PIZZA.

                   - Pete, Church Street, (Melton) 755622

Chrisseh,

If you were to be stranded on a desert island, what CD would you take? Someone just asked me that at dinner and I didnt know what to say.

            - Gaz, Melton

Dude,

How do you know if a girl likes you? If shes pregnant, does that mean she does?

           - Kyle, Melton

Staying Drunk,

Just writing to say Keep up the Good Work! Aw, only kidding. Blogs are gay. Fuck you.

               - Anon

Chris @ Staying Drunk

HAHA You opened my email. Now double click the video clip and you'll see you've been RickRolled. LOL

                - Geeson

Hey,

Is it my voice or your voice you hear when you read this?

                     - James, Melton

Hey man,

Whenever me and the girlfriend are having sex, she never laughs at my jokes. What am I doing wrong?

              - Stott, Devon

Now Then,

Mate, thanks for sending me those sex tips. They've worked wonders!! Who'd have thought the woman could go on top?

              - Ben, Yorks

Chris

I've noticed that you only mention people who compliment your blog. Keep up the good work!

                - Zoe, Melton


Hey Chris

I got to thinking the other day about the roles of class status and feminist identity in the works of Sophocles. I'd love to hear your thoughts on the subject—preferably 10 to 12 pages worth.

                     - Sam, Bedford Uni


That is all for now. I hand on heart do intend to update this more often. :)

*** When I say my, I mean ones I saw in another publication.